Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Dear Mrs. S,

This is your mind and body writing. If you wouldn't mind returning back to this disaster you left body, we'd really appreciate it. Your hormones have taken over at least we are praying it's them . They are making a mess of EVERYTHING! We don't know if you are going to start anytime soon, but we sure hope so. Because at this present moment, EVERYTHING irritates you, which makes you mad, which in turn eventually always makes you cry.This is including, but not limited to: animals, people, commercials, your unsuspecting husband, the kids who were doing nothing wrong too close to the street, those cookies that the family baked earlier were not for you, and customers/things at work. We are trying to remedy this situation but don't quite understand what in the heck is going on over here. But in order to avoid a complete meltdown system failure, we are going to need you to return as soon as possible.

In the kindest words possible so that you don't start crying again ,

Your hormone crazy Mind and Body

20 comments:

AndreaLeigh said...

hahah! go eat some chocolate. and possibly have a glass of wine or hot coccoa.

Young Momma said...

lol! (((hugs))) I hate days like that! You have some bloggy love waiting for you over at my blog though. :)

Eve said...

Oh, you poor thing. I'm sure you'll be feeling better in no time. These things always pass.

I like that first suggestion and second it... Go enjoy a glass of wine. Maybe add a nice girly movie and a comfy blanket to the mix!

Beth said...

I SO TOTALLY HEAR YOU OMG.

I have cramps.

Sigh.

Must. Have. New. Moon.
BUAHAHAHA


XOXO

Tara Bennett said...

This was comforting to me. I thought my mind and body were the only frustrated ones around!

Anonymous said...

Hang in there! I agree that chocolate is a must in times of stress and hormones.

I'm so sorry to hear about your mum and dad's jobs disappearing. I'll be thinking of you at this difficult time.

S Club Mama said...

Hey! Sorry I've been gone so long! Your new design is SO cute; I love it. I'll have to catch up soon.

You know, I have an appointment with a dentist in a few hours. But I would appreciate the name of the dentist your mom sees just in case this guy turns out to be a jerk (which is a good deal likely in my experience).

Anonymous said...

Mmm.. You should try do smething to relax and try to loose all this irritation! :)

hugs!

kim said...

aw Mrs. S ...big hugs to you and your mind. just be easy on yourself--get a glass of wine, a nice soothing cd on, light some candles and soak in a beautiful lavender scented bath.

works like a charm everytime :)

ko said...

hey..i recently got the SAME letter! WIERD! You will get better! What is Mr S's status? I am sure it is so hard for you to balance life, when SUCH A huge part is kinda up in the wind! :) :) Keep smiling your beautiful smile, have faith and eventually it is all going to turn around! :) OH yeah..thanks for the sweet comments! :)

Kerri said...

I hope it's PMS! Men can never understand what's it's like to be a woman. Our hormones do the worst things to us don't they?!

Ballerina Girl said...

it happens...and the most important thing to try to remember in my opinion? this too shall pass :)

by the way, no I am not sure that I know DRS (that went to the concert too?)

Hope all is returning to normal!
BG

Betty said...

Awww, sorry to hear you´re having a tough time. HOpe you feel better soon (hugs)!

Krystyn @ Really, Are You Serious? said...

Maybe you should just go eat those cookies.

That sounds good...cookies....yum!

I hope things look up for you!

Unknown said...

Feel your pain, I was definitly having those moments last week! Thanks for the pic comments, she is a true blessing and I love showing her off :)

Ashley said...

Oh, no... I think we've all been there. It sucks. I'm sorry... I have no encouraging words except maybe to go find yourself some chocolate or a big margarita... those always help me.

April said...

Sounds like you need to lay in bed all day with your laptop, some raunchy, gossip magazines, and I truckload of chocolate! A foot massage from the hubby would also help!

Shannon said...

Hormones suck.

Hope you're feeling better.

{{hugs}}

angi_b72 said...

lol...great one!! Gotta love those hormones!! Hope you are feeling better soon!

Crystal Rae said...

Awwww.... I'm like sensitive and crying all the time, LOL.