Wednesday, March 18, 2009

What Would YOU do for $20?

This morning I woke up to the solution of ALL my financial problems!!!


Good Day,

It may surprise you receiving this letter from me, since there was no previous correspondence between us. My name is Jeremiah Zuber, a Malaysian national and personal Attorney to Late Mr. George, who was here in after called my client.
My purpose of contacting you is for you to help secure the funds left behind by my late client, to avoid it being confiscated or declared unserviceable by the Bank. Where this fund valued ($US 5,900,000.00) five Million Nine Hundred Thousand United States Dollars deposited by my client before his death.

This Bank has issued me a notice to contact the next of kin or the account will be declared unserviceable and the fuand diverted to the Bank treasury, So far all my efforts to get a hold of someone related to this man has proved futile. Hence, I have contacted you.
I am actually asking for your consent to present you to the Bank as the Next of Kin/beneficiary of my late client's fund, since you have the same last name, so that the proceeds of this account can be paid to your account, then we can share the fund on a mutually agreed, based on percentage.

All the legal documentations to back up your claim as my client's Next of Kin I shall provided them. All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us achieve this transaction.
The intended transaction will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any infraction of the law. However, if this business proposition offends your moral ethics, do accept my sincere apology. If on the contrary you wish to achieve this goal with me, kindly get back to me.

Kindest Regards,
Barrister Jeremiah Zuber
(LLB Hons.)


Isn't that SO kind of Mr. Zuber?? If only more people were willing to embezzle the $20.00 that is in my bank account....haha!

Still waiting...I'm trying to pass the time and keep from going crazy!!!

12 comments:

Ronnica said...

Still thinking of you...

This might be one of the best Nigerian scam letters I've seen.

Ballerina Girl said...

unbelievable...
so, when do you know anything?
BG

Betty said...

I got this letter too. I wonder if Mr. Zuber thinks we are really really stupid?? Who believes this stuff?!!

Still thinking of you!

Lisa said...

Oh my, can't believe people would even fall for this.

Praying for you!

Lisa Q

Tranquility said...

Oh my gosh... I get about TEN of these every single day! I don't know how to make them stop!

But maybe this one is the real deal (wink)! ;)

Good Luck Today!

Emily said...

I've been praying extra for you today. I'll be anxious to hear how everything goes!!!

Krystyn said...

Oh, for the low, low price....

April said...

I'll tell you exactly who believs this crap.....my 86 year old grandmother.....we really have no idea how much cash she has sent these crooks......I could choke them with my bare hands!!!!!

Ashley said...

Haha! I thought you were serious at first.

Still waiting for some good news!!!

mrsmouthy said...

I hear those things are only legit if they ask for your SSN too. :)

Kevin said...

You may not know this, but I stumbled across your blog while seeking out info about a certain Jeremiah Zuber. He is on Facebook and has been on an "adding" spree.

Kevin said...

Jeremiah Zuber's other profile on Facebook.